Pregnant women are so fucking weird

catnoises:

wamiv:

it doesn’t look or seem at all natural to me. People growing inside of people. Being an animal is weird. 

Last night I saw my pregnant teacher at her ice cream store and we saw the baby moving from the outside. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

hahaha when I read this, I immediately thought of that scene from Baby Mama where the (future) father is crying because he’s convinced his wife is getting really fat even though she’s pregnant, and he’s anorexic. yeah. you know the scene. “IT’S JUST ME AND TWO FATTIES!”